[When Vyvyan visits Narnia and sees the White Witch and the driver, Shirley.]
Come, sit next to me, child. [Vyvyan sits on the sled.] Have some Turkish Delight. Eurgh! Who's farted?
It's not me!
That's revolting! That's revolting! People like you should be put in little boxes tied up with string, and left in small dark rooms with out any electricity!
Who says?
For a month!
Who says?!
[weakly] She does.
I did not! That's a lie, Shirley!
'Shirley'? Is that your name, then? 'Shirley'?
It's better than 'Vyvyan' by a longshot!
Oh, yeah? 'Shirley'!
Oh, would you two shut up! Would you like some Turkish Delight, my child?
Not particularly. You got any kebabs?
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