(on the phone with Skinner) Uh... So what are you up to right now, sir?
I'm taking a bubble bath.
Uh, hold on just one second, sir. (clicks over on the receiver to talk to Scully, grinning with delight) Hey, Scully, Skinman is calling me from a bubble bath.
It's still me, Mulder.
[Scully takes a sip of her wine, not hearing anything. Mulder is embarrassed.]
Uh, sir, well, hold on one second, sir. (He clicks the receiver again) Scully?
Yeah?
Yeah, Skinner is calling me from a bubble bath.
Wow, he's really gone Hollywood.
Totally.
You know, Mulder, speaking of Hollywood, I think that Tea Leoni has a little crush on you.
Oh, yeah, right. Like Tea Leoni's ever going to have a crush on me.
I think that Shandling likes you a bit, too.
Really?
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