Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?
“Hollywood A.D.” · Season 7, Episode 19
In this episode: Fox Mulder (6), Dana Scully (2), Walter Skinner (1)
One more pun and I pull out my gun.
WFWayne Federman
You're both crazy.
Well, why do you say that?
WFWayne Federman
(to Mulder) Well, you're crazy for believing what you believe. (to Scully) And you're crazy for not believing what he believes. I'll leave you with that. Thank you. (leaves)
I miss him already.
COCardinal O'Fallon
Is being made a fool of a crime, Agent Mulder?
I'd be doing life if it were, sir.
How...?
[answering the question before she asks] 42.
You've seen this movie 42 times?
Yes.
Doesn't that make you sad? It makes me sad.
(on the phone with Skinner) Uh... So what are you up to right now, sir?
I'm taking a bubble bath.
Uh, hold on just one second, sir. (clicks over on the receiver to talk to Scully, grinning with delight) Hey, Scully, Skinman is calling me from a bubble bath.
It's still me, Mulder.
[Scully takes a sip of her wine, not hearing anything. Mulder is embarrassed.]
Uh, sir, well, hold on one second, sir. (He clicks the receiver again) Scully?
Yeah?
Yeah, Skinner is calling me from a bubble bath.
Wow, he's really gone Hollywood.
Totally.
You know, Mulder, speaking of Hollywood, I think that Tea Leoni has a little crush on you.
Oh, yeah, right. Like Tea Leoni's ever going to have a crush on me.
I think that Shandling likes you a bit, too.
Really?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The X-Files pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.