(videotaping the house) The local police departments were at a dead end so they turned to the FBI. AD Skinner, in assigning us this case thought a fruitful approach to the investigation would be if we went undercover posing as prospective home buyers as this planned community would seem to hide a dark, possibly murderous conspiracy of silence.
(gets up close to the camera; seductively) You want to make that honeymoon video now?
Rob and Laura Petrie?
"Pee-trie."
Mulder, if we ever go undercover again I get to choose the names, okay?
Fine.
It just tells me that you're not taking this seriously.
I'm taking it seriously. I just don't understand why we're on it. It's our first catch back on the X-Files. This isn't an X-File.
Sure it is. It's unexplained. What do you want, aliens? Tractor beams?
Wow. Admit it: you just want to play house. (demanding, jokingly) Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich! (She stops, smiles slightly; throws her latex gloves at at his head; heads toward the door) Did I not make myself clear?
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