“Squeeze” quotes from The X-Files

Scully

This looks like an X-File.

Let's not get carried away. I'm going to solve these murders, but what I would like from you is to go over the case histories, maybe come down to the crime scene.

Scully

Do you want me to ask Mulder?

Okay, if he wants to come and do you a favour, great. But make sure he knows this is my case. Dana, if I can break a case like this one, I'll be getting my bump up the ladder. And you, maybe you won't have to be Mrs. Spooky any more.

Mulder

Why would I make them so uncomfortable?

Scully

It probably has to do with your reputation.

Mulder

Reputation? I have a reputation?

Scully

Mulder, look, Colton plays by the book and you don't. They feel your methods, your theories are...

Mulder

Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?

So, Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?

Mulder

Grey.

Excuse me?

Mulder

Grey. You said green men. A Reticulan's skin tone is actually grey. They're notorious for their extraction of terrestrial human livers. Due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.

You can't be serious.

Mulder

Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula?

Scully

Mulder, they don't want you involved, they don't want to hear your theories. That's why Blevins has you hidden away down here.

Mulder

You're down here, too.

Scully

Oh my god, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile.

Mulder

Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

Scully

Is this what it takes to climb the ladder, Colton?

All the way to the top.

Scully

Then I can't wait 'til you fall off and land on your ass.