Darwin[confused and speechless] Just add it to the other plot holes in our lives!
Voiced by Hero Hunter
The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball · 24 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball: in 9 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Gumball (5)
Lines by Darwin 3
DarwinDarwinI think we can safely say we'll be young forever, and never CHAAAAANNNNNGEEEEE!!!! [covers his fins over his mouth]
DarwinOh, yeah! What's our old nemesis up to these days?
Scenes with Darwin 6
[with a raspy voice] What the what is going on? Darwin?
[Darwin emerges from his dust-coated bowl with a groan or yawn, algae covering his face. He shakes it off and turns off the alarm with a groan.]
DarwinAh, dude, we're late for school!
[Before he is able to respond, Gumball sneezes, creating a shockwave that completely clears the neighborhood of dust.]
[voice recovering] How late?
[Darwin picks up the alarm clock and brings it up to his eyes to check. He immediately drops it in shock.]
DarwinAbout seven years...
[The two let out a long, exaggerated gasp of horror. Gumball's gasp suddenly transitions into a yawn.]
Five more minutes then.
[The two immediately go back to sleep in unison]
S1 The Burger
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[Gumball and Darwin roam at the strip mall]
DarwinIt's not that difficult to eat healthy. It's a frame of mind.
I don't know, man. Right now I'm really hungry, and the only thing on my mind is a burger for some reason.
[They are surrounded by advertisements for Joyful Burger. Larry spins a Joyful Burger sign]
DarwinUgh, these commercials are everywhere. Huh? [Spots Gumball floating to the entrance of Joyful Burger] Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. [grabs him before he enters] You just have to make the right choice.
[Darwin takes him to the restaurant on the other side: Health & Greens]
[breaks from Darwin's grasp] No! I'm too young to eat like a washed-up actor pretending to live off a liquid paleo diet for their food blog.
Darwin[gives him a stare before entering] I thought you said you were hungry.
I am, but look at these faces. [points to photos of warped live action humans] They look like they're eating shredded clown to bring color back into their soulless, selfie-addicted lives.
S1 The Burger
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CCar
Doors locked. [The family screams.] Destination: Bottom of Elmore Lake. [The family screams again.] Weather today: warm, sunny, with a gentle breeze.
Oh, that one's not so bad.
DarwinIt's midwinter.
Climate change! [The family screams a third time.]
S1 The Assistant
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GDGumball, Darwin, Nicole, Richard
Awww!
[The episode opens with Coach Russo and the students from Miss Simian’s class standing in the gymnasium before a tall rock climbing wall. Each student wears a climbing helmet.]
CRCoach Russo
Alright, kids, everybody here?
[The students make various agreeable noises]
CRCoach Russo
[dramatically] Okay, today we’re climbing the rock wall!
[The students cheer happily, jumping up and down in excitement and pumping their fists. Gumball isn’t visible at first, but soon peeks out from where he’s hiding behind Jamie. He looks frightened.]
CRCoach Russo
But remember, if anyone gets horribly injured, you can’t sue me.
TTobias
Uh, I’m pretty sure we can…?
CRCoach Russo
Not since I got the gym declared an independent sovereign state! [She pulls out a remote and hits a button. A flag of herself standing on a pile of gym equipment rolls down from the ceiling, accompanied by a trumpet blast from the loudspeaker] And as leader of Gymnasia, I have diplomatic immunity! [She raises a hand in a show of patriotism and sings the national anthem, shedding several passionate tears] Gymnasia, GYMNASIA! I love this fake-country-that-I-just-made-up!
BJBanana Joe
Enough politics! Let’s go!
[The students cheer and rush the rock wall while Gumball is left alone, still looking afraid. Several of his classmates easily reach the top in seconds while he stands frozen. A dramatic shot of the wall looming over him is presented from his perspective, emphasizing its height while a sinister violin scale plays.]
[Penny and Darwin are at the bottom of the wall, cheerfully buckling their harnesses to the climbing ropes. Penny looks back and frowns.]
PPenny
Hey, what’s up with Gumball?
Darwin[grimacing] Oh, I think it’s the last time he climbed this wall.
[Gumball is sitting on the floor of the gym now, rocking back and forth and breathing heavily. He gasps as he relives a traumatic memory.]
S1 The Climb
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GDGumball and Darwin
It's Christmas... Eve!
S1 The Cheapmas
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