Gumball quotes from The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball

Gumball

[sighs] Finally some quiet vibes after like, quite frankly a cursed day. I mean, that say was moee cursed than that - [retches] You know what? Let's not go there, this is a nice moment, let's have it, I'm just glad to actually be of help for once you know like to do this, and be part of making this whole relationship real you know? I gotcha, buddy. All day, every day. [pauses, starts stammering] l - l mean now that l project myself further for a sec l - l didn't mean like forever. [chuckles] Can you imagine? [continues chuckling] Like, like on your wedding - [retches dramatically] Well, that interesting thought was actually more cursed than today, heh. Don't picture it, otherwise... [Darwin retches as well] Yeah... you... you guys need to find a solution, a short - term solution you know? Like, quick something to, uh... resolve the issue at hand. You know? Heh, but this is nice.

Gumball

Darwin, let's get naked in the wild and prove them wrong!

Gumball

Don't get naked in the backyard.

Gumball

All right, look. Just, look...

Gumball

I go through the front door, up the stairs, l take one turn right tp gp to our bedroom, and...

Gumball

It makes my butt quier to think of all that stuff that doesn't make sense.

Gumball

Like how we haven't had a birthday in 7 years.

Gumball

Or how we've been changing voices for no reason....

Gumball

Or even weirder, changing faces...

Gumball

Like that time when Rob turned everyone into pig skinned versions of themselves.

Gumball

[with a raspy voice] What the what is going on? Darwin?

Darwin

Ah, dude, we're late for school!

Gumball

[voice recovering] How late?

Darwin

About seven years...

Gumball

Five more minutes then.

Darwin

It's not that difficult to eat healthy. It's a frame of mind.

Gumball

I don't know, man. Right now I'm really hungry, and the only thing on my mind is a burger for some reason.

Darwin

Ugh, these commercials are everywhere. Huh? [Spots Gumball floating to the entrance of Joyful Burger] Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. [grabs him before he enters] You just have to make the right choice.

Gumball

[breaks from Darwin's grasp] No! I'm too young to eat like a washed-up actor pretending to live off a liquid paleo diet for their food blog.

Darwin

[gives him a stare before entering] I thought you said you were hungry.

Gumball

I am, but look at these faces. [points to photos of warped live action humans] They look like they're eating shredded clown to bring color back into their soulless, selfie-addicted lives.

Doors locked. [The family screams.] Destination: Bottom of Elmore Lake. [The family screams again.] Weather today: warm, sunny, with a gentle breeze.

Gumball

Oh, that one's not so bad.

Darwin

It's midwinter.

Climate change! [The family screams a third time.]

Awww!

Gumball

Okay. We all know I'm Penny's true love match. I think your cosmic crystal has a signal failure.

What's that? There's more. Gumball and Penny, not only are you not meant to be together, you'll break up by the end of the day.

Gumball, I'm leaving you.

Gumball

What?

I mean, if that’s what the celestial stone says.

Gumball

[chuckles] Oh, I get it, you’re joking

You may laugh, but the stars will bring forth your reckoning and a ton of cute, fuzzy feelings.

Class dismissed.