[speaking frantically to the boat skipper] I know it sounds crazy, but my husband, he knows Quentin. See, he brought me to Sicily and then he left, so he could have an alibi. And then these gays, they take me off to Palermo and then they set me up with this guy who's in the mafia and he's coming here I... I think to try to throw me off the boat. They're going to do Greg's dirty work for him because he's gonna pay them with my money so they can decorate their houses or some shit. I may... may be paranoid, but I need you to drive me in the boat, drive the boat to the shore. Please? These gays, they're trying to murder me!
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Listen, Portia, I know you really like him, but... the other night I was walking around the villa and... well, I saw Jack and his uncle and, you know, they were like -- they were, like, naked and stuff like that.
They were naked? Doing what?
Well... he was kinda fucking his uncle.
[to Ethan, after he told her about Cameron and Harper] I don't think you have anything to worry about.
[Ethan gives a confused look]
I mean, we never really know what goes on in people's minds or what they do, right? You spend every second with somebody and there's still this part that's a mystery. You know? You don't have to know everything to love someone. A little mystery? It's kinda sexy.
[Ethan cracks a smile]
I'm a mystery to myself. Honestly, I surprise myself all the time. I think you just... you just... do whatever you have to do not to feel like a victim of life. You know? Just use your imagination.
When did the world become run by nuns? I mean, you're not even supposed to succeed anymore, right? 'Cause if you succeed, oh shit, you might make someone else feel bad. You might cause harm to all the sad losers in the world.
You're an idiot.
You're just gonna go through life trying to rescue every desperate girl you come across?
Maybe. Yeah.
Well, good luck with that. Don't expect me to subsidize.
Think of it as a karmic payment.
A karmic payment?
Yeah.
For what?
For all the shit you've done.
I don't even have my lorazepam, I'm going to have to drink myself to sleep!
I'm praying, for Piper to be miserable in that temple tonight. Maybe Jesus will save her from those Buddhists.
We're lucky. It's true. No one in the history of the world has lived better than we have. Even the old kings and queens. The least we can do, is enjoy it. If we don't, it's offensive. It's an offense to all the billions of people who can only dream that one day they could live like we do.
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