Harper Spiller quotes from The White Lotus

Harper Spiller

Do you want to suck on my tits, jerk off on my face, or something? Fuck around?

Cameron Sullivan

Why? Why can't you sleep?

Daphne Sullivan

Just, like work stuff?

Harper Spiller

Yeah, but also just... I don't know, just everything that's going on... in the world.

Daphne Sullivan

What do you mean? What's going on?

Harper Spiller

Oh, I don't know. Just, like, the end of the world.

Daphne Sullivan

Oh. No, Harper!

Cameron Sullivan

Oh, come on!

Daphne Sullivan

The world's not ending, it's not that bad. Honestly, Cam and I don't even watch the news anymore.

Cameron Sullivan

Yeah.

Ethan Spiller

You don't follow the news?

Daphne Sullivan

No.

Ethan Spiller

What?

Cameron Sullivan

Like, I'm just so over the whole news cycle, you know? It's... it's like, gimme a break.

Daphne Sullivan

They're just trying to freak everybody out.

Cameron Sullivan

Yeah. They're just polarizing society by making us glued to their apocalyptic soap opera, you know? It's like...

Daphne Sullivan

Yeah. And even if it was as bad as they say it is, I mean what can you really do, you know?

Cameron Sullivan

Right.

Daphne Sullivan

We vote, we donate money. You can't obsess.

Ethan Spiller

So much content now. It's like there's billions of shows, everyone's trying to keep up. It's kinda suffocating, honestly. Yeah.

Harper Spiller

Too much. It's too much. It's like we're all entertaining each other while the world burns, right?

Ethan Spiller

We're all just zombies, you know, like...

Harper Spiller

Hmm.

Daphne Sullivan

I love a binge.

Harper Spiller

What's with the boner?

Ethan Spiller

Yeah, fair question. Uh, I was jerking off.

Harper Spiller

Why?

Ethan Spiller

Um, I don't know, endorphins? You know I sometimes get horny after I run.

Harper Spiller

Well, couldn't you have just waited till I got back to the room? I was only gone 15 minutes. All I had was a croissant.

Ethan Spiller

You don't like morning sex.

Cameron Sullivan

When did the world become run by nuns? I mean, you're not even supposed to succeed anymore, right? 'Cause if you succeed, oh shit, you might make someone else feel bad. You might cause harm to all the sad losers in the world.

Harper Spiller

You're an idiot.