Joe and CJ in “Life on Mars”

Joe

I know that when life expectancy goes up, that's not victimizing undertakers.

CJ

Well argued, though I do hate you and everything you stand for.

Joe

Claudia Jean, you've only known me for four minutes. Usually it takes people the better part of an hour to hate me and everything I stand for.

CJ

I'm the Press Secretary, Boo-Boo. I don't have that kind of time.