I'm still laughing.
Real reason I went for a second term: couple more years between this gig, the Gridiron, and the Alfalfa Club, I'll be ready for the Def Comedy circuit.
I'd hold out for Vegas, sir.
My first Correspondent's Dinner was a nightmare. Bombed.
Put that behind you tonight.
I killed.
[Bartlet holds out a tissue box to Debbie and she takes a tissue.]
They laughed till they cried. They're still crying.
Honestly, sir, in my case, it's the pollen count. But for an Anglo-Saxon, you were darn funny.
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