C.J. and Danny in “Take Out the Trash Day”

C.J.

If you call Mr. and Mrs. Lydell in St. Paul and ask them why...

Danny

Don't.

C.J.

Look...

Danny

Don't leak me a story.

C.J.

I wasn't.

Danny

I've seen this look on the face of four other press secretaries before you. You've got a story in the trash this week that's a story, you want it out there and someone said, "No."

C.J.

They're all stories this week.

Danny

That happens sometimes.

C.J.

Four other press secretaries and you never took a free lead?

Danny

I always took a free lead.

C.J.

Then...

Danny

Not from you.

C.J.

Why?

Danny

Cause twenty minutes from now, you're gonna remember you're a professional and you're not gonna like me anymore.

C.J.

What makes you think I like you now?

Danny

I don't know. But, as long as you keep grabbing me and kissing me, what the hell do I care?

C.J.

Good point.

Danny

If there's a story, I'll find it.

C.J.

No, you won't.

Danny

How do you know?

C.J.

Cause we've gotten very good at this.

Danny

Yes, you have.