[while playing basketball] It's not so much that you cheat sir, it's how brazenly bad you are at it.
I beg your pardon! When have I ever cheated?
How about in Florida, playing mixed doubles with me and C.J., you tried to tell us your partner worked at the American Consulate in Vienna.
She did.
It was Steffi Graf, sir!
I'll admit the woman bore a striking resemblance to her.
You crazy lunatic! You think I'm not going to recognize Steffi Graf when she's serving a tennis ball at me?!
...
Not so fast.
What's the problem?
Mr. Grant, your name sounds awfully familiar... Before you joined up with the President's Council on Physical Fitness, a council, I might add, the President would do well to avail himself of... Is it possible, that you played some organized ball?
Yeah, I used to play a little with my friends.
And where was that?
I'm sorry?
Where would that be?
Duke.
[Toby and Josh laugh out loud]
This guy was in the Final Four!
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