C.J., Toby and others in “The Two Bartlets”

C.J.

So, the 4-H convention.

Toby

We're not going.

C.J.

I don't get it. How can you not want to see the butter cow?

Toby

I'm that way.

C.J.

You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter.

Toby

We're not going.

C.J.

There's also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper which has, I swear to God, Toby...

Toby

Butter on the table?

C.J.

It's got butter on the table right there between butter James and butter Peter, an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewer to recall Marcel Duchamp.

Toby

How do they keep it from melting?

C.J.

How, indeed.

Nancy

Toby, you have a phone call in the staff cabin.

Toby

Thank you.

C.J.

Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.