Judge and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

(to Dave) I was going to suspend your license for 90 days and fine you $500, but given these new circumstances, I can no longer do that.

Thank you, Your Honor. Thank you. Thank you very much.

You are, however, guilty of perjury and of falsifying a police report. The court hereby fines you $5,000.

What the hell is wrong with my daughter? Why couldn't she just keep her mouth shut like every other ungrateful teenager? Freakin' big mouth.