Michonne quotes from The Walking Dead

Michonne

[in reference to her Walker "pets"] They deserve what they got. They weren't human to begin with.

Michonne

We went to a refugee camp. Andre and my boyfriend Mike, that was Andre's father, and our friend Terry. At the camp, it just got worse and worse. People were leaving. People giving up. But I didn't. I was coming back from a run. I saw the fences were down. I heard the moans. It was over. And Mike and Terry, they were high when it happened. They were bit. Could have stopped it. Could have killed them. But I let them turn. I made it so they couldn't bite, couldn't scratch. I tied chains around their necks. It was insane. It was sick. It felt like what I deserved, dragging them around so that I would always know. I found out that they kept me safe. They hid me. The walkers didn't see me anymore. I was just another monster.

Merle Dixon

I plucked you and your mute here out of the dirt, blondie. Saved your asses. How about a thank you?

Michonne

You had a gun on us.

Merle Dixon

Ooh, she speaks. Who ain't had a gun on 'em in the past year, huh? Show of hands, y'all. Anybody? Hmm? Shumpert, Crowley. Y'all had a gun on y'all? Hell I think I'd piss my pants if some stranger come walking up with his mitts in his pockets. That'd be the son of a bitch you'd really want to be scared of.

Merle Dixon

You got to play the hand you're dealt. I only got one.

Michonne

You talk about the weight of what you have to do, how you can handle it. A bad man, someone truly evil? They're light as a feather. They don't feel a thing.

Michonne

The truth is this could have been your shot. With your skills, a whole new beginning. But you choose to stay on the outside. No one's gonna mourn you, not even Daryl. He's got a new family.

Merle Dixon

You keep trying to get under my skin, I'm gonna cut that tongue out. Your buddy's turning you over 'cause he's trying to save his own ass. You're as much on the outside as I am, girl.

Michonne

Maybe. But once the Governor's done with me, at least I won't have to live with myself. You said you killed 16 men since this thing started? You ever kill anyone before?

Merle Dixon

No.

Michonne

And how about before Woodbury? Before you met him? Huh. So he saves your life, cleans you up, fed you a line of bullshit. Why would you kill somebody else for him? You know, we can go back.

Merle Dixon

Ain't happening.

Michonne

Both of us. We can just go back.

Merle Dixon

I can't go back. Don't you understand that? I can't.

Michonne

Any requests? Books? Comics? Some stale M&Ms?

Carl Grimes

You're the one that likes stale M&Ms.

Michonne

[smiles] Then I'll definitely look for some.

Michonne

It was stupid. I was so stupid. When I fell on my ass, they should have just left me out there.

Beth Greene

Now that's stupid. We care about you.

Michonne

They could have gotten hurt.

Beth Greene

When you care about people, hurt is kind of part of the package.

Daryl Dixon

I'm gonna take a group out. Best not waste any more time.

Michonne

I'm in.

Hershel Greene

You've haven't been exposed. Daryl has. You get in the car with him...

Michonne

He's already given me fleas.

Michonne

I'm sorry. I'm not very good at making boys your age laugh.

Carl Grimes

I was laughing. Inside.

Michonne

Toddlers find me funny. Two, three-year-olds.

Carl Grimes

What do you mean toddlers?

Michonne

I had a three-year-old son and he happened to find me extremely funny.

[holds Carl at knifepoint] I'll kill him!

Michonne

[to Dan while aiming a revolver at him] Let the boy go.

Rick Grimes

[to Michonne as he prepares to gut Carl's captor] He's MINE.