Abraham Ford quotes from The Walking Dead

Abraham Ford

Son of a dick!

Abraham Ford

I'd like to propose a toast. I look around this room and I see survivors. Each and every one of you has earned that title. To the survivors!

Abraham Ford

Is that all you want to be? Wake up in the morning, fight the undead pricks, forage for food, go to sleep at night with two eyes open, rinse and repeat? 'Cause you can do that. I mean, you got the strength. You got the skill. Thing is, for you people, for what you can do, that's just surrender. Now, we get Eugene to Washington and he will make the dead die and the living will have this world again. And that is not a bad takeaway for a little road trip.

Abraham Ford

Come with us. Save the world for that little one. Save it for yourselves. Save it for the people out there who don't got nothing left to do except survive.

Abraham Ford

Sorry I was an asshole. Come to Washington. The New World’s gonna need Rick Grimes.

Abraham Ford

Gotten to the point where everyone alive is strong now. We have to be. You're either strong and they can help you so you help them or you're strong and they can kill ya. So you gotta kill them. You gotta kill them and...[sighs] I want to say it's never easy. That's not the truth. It's the easiest thing in the world now.

Abraham Ford

Plan just got dicked!

Abraham Ford

[to Sasha] Well, look at me. You didn't see Reg the night he got it. That was a mess. And Pete. His face just blowing up like Pompeii right when we were cheek to cheek. I still think I got some of his brains in my ear.

Abraham Ford

Nibble on that.

Abraham

[to Glenn] When you were, uh, pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?

Abraham

Good gracious, Ignatius.

Abraham Ford

So you tell me how in the holy hell did you possibly kill this truck?

Eugene Porter

A fully amped-up state and an ignorance of rapid-firing weapons.

Rick Grimes

They're gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out...

Abraham Ford

Find out what?

Rick Grimes

They're screwin' (fuckin') with the wrong people.

Rick Grimes

We heard the name Negan. A while back, Daryl and Abraham had a run-in with his men. Who is he?

Negan's the head of a group of people he calls the Saviors. As soon as the walls were built, the Saviors showed up. They met with Gregory on behalf of their boss. They made a lot of demands, even more threats. And he killed one of us-- Rory. He was 16 years old. They beat him to death right in front of us. Said we needed to understand, right off the bat. Gregory's not exactly good at confrontation. He's not the leader I would've chosen, but he helped make this place what it is, and the people like him.

Maggie

He made the deal.

Half of everything. Our supplies, our crops, our livestock, it goes to the Saviors.

Glenn

And what do you get in return?

They don't attack this place. They don't kill us.

Daryl Dixon

Why not just kill them?

Most of the people here don't even know how to fight, even if we had ammo.

Rick Grimes

Well, how many people does Negan have?

We don't know. We've seen groups as big as 20.

Daryl Dixon

Now, hold up. So, they show up, they kill a kid, and you give them half of everything? These dicks just got a good story. The bogeyman, he ain't shit.

Well, how do you know?

Abraham

A month ago, we took his guys out PDQ. Left them in pieces and puddles.

Daryl Dixon

You know, we'll do it. If we go get your man back, kill Negan, take out his boys, will you hook us up? We want food, medicine, and one of them cows.

Rick Grimes

Confrontation's never been something we've had trouble with.