Merle Dixon quotes from The Walking Dead

Merle Dixon

Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Huh? Ah! Only common sense.

Merle Dixon

[delirious] That's right. You heard me, bitch. You got a problem? Bring it on if you're man enough, or take it up the chain if you're a pussy. You heard me, you pussy-ass noncom bitch. You ain't deaf. Take it up the damn chain of command or you can kiss my lily-white ass. [laughs] That's right. That's what I said. You heard me. And then this idiot, he takes a swing, you know, and well... [laughs] Oh, you should've seen the look on his face when I punched out his front teeth. Yeah, five of 'em. Pow! Pow! Just like that. Huh. Oh my God. Oh, 16 months... in the stockade, that's what them teeth cost me. That was, that was hard time, but by God, it was worth every minute of it just to see that prick spit his teeth out on the ground. Yes sir, worth every minute. Mmm.

Merle Dixon

[praying] I didn't behave, I know. I know I'm being punished. I know. I- Oh, I deserve it. I deserve it. I've been bad. Help me now. Show me the way. Go on, tell me what to do. Tell me. Tell me. God!That's okay. Never you mind, silly Christ boy. I ain't begged you before. I ain't gonna start begging now. I ain't gonna beg you now! Don't you worry about me begging you ever! I'll never beg you! I ain't gonna beg you! I never begged you before.

Merle Dixon

Now, how's about a big hug for your old pal Merle?

Merle Dixon

Look at this. She sent us a biter-gram, y'all.

Merle Dixon

The shit you doing, pointing that thing at me?

Merle Dixon

They were rude is what they were. Rude and they owed us a token of gratitude.

Merle Dixon

You helping people out of the goodness of your heart? Even though you might die doing it? Is that something

Merle Dixon

Oh, otherwise you would have just left them to the biters, then?

Merle Dixon

You know what's funny to me? You and Sheriff Rick are like this now. Right? I bet you a penny and a fiddle of gold that you never told him that we were planning on robbing that camp blind.

Merle Dixon

Yeah, it didn't, 'cause I wasn't there to help you.

Merle Dixon

What?! Huh?! Is that why I lost my hand?!

Merle Dixon

Yeah? You don't know!

Merle Dixon

I... I didn't know he was...

Merle Dixon

I had to, man. I would have killed him otherwise. Where you going?