The Virginian · Season 4
[Trampas is on his way to Laramie with a woman faro dealer, a boy, and a baby. After making a messy diaper change, he lets the woman take over.]
I'll admit your diaper looks better than mine. Thought you said you didn't know anything about babies.
Oh, there's just some things that anybody knows, except those that are just plain stupid.
I'm not stupid. I'm ignorant. There's a difference.
[Ryker, Trampas and Randy are telling tall tales in the hotel's saloon.]
That ain't nothing. Why I had a rifle one time that could knock down a prairie dog two miles away.
That so?
Why I had the range measured by a licensed surveyor. Two miles even. That was his sworn testimony.
I had a long rifle like that one time. Carried quite a bit further though.
Furthur?
Three miles.
Carried so far I had to use smoked and salted bullets.
Smoked and salted bullets?
Well like I said, it killed at such a distance, if I didn't use them smoked and salted bullets, the game would spoil before I could get to it.
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