[Trampas is on his way to Laramie with a woman faro dealer, a boy, and a baby. After making a messy diaper change, he lets the woman take over.]
Trampas
I'll admit your diaper looks better than mine. Thought you said you didn't know anything about babies.
Melinda
Oh, there's just some things that anybody knows, except those that are just plain stupid.
Trampas
I'm not stupid. I'm ignorant. There's a difference.
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