“Hello you! I haven't told anyone about your...” – Geraldine, The Vicar of Dibley ... TV Quotes Database

[Geraldine is drunk in front of her parishioners]

[To woman in the crowd] Hello you! I haven't told anyone about your boob job!

[Winks at her, then looks at David]

And you! You think no one notices that you're.. bald. I mean everyone is looking at you, and thinking "My goodness. Why does this man have a massive egg for a head". CRACK ON!

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