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The Vicar of Dibley · Season 1, Episode 15

Geraldine in “Unfinished Business”

(Geraldine has eaten three Christmas dinners and is at home, exhausted. The doorbell rings.)

Geraldine

I swear, if these are Jehovah's Witnesses I'm joining. Anything to get out of this village! You try to be nice to people, they turn you into the EC turkey mountain.

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