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S1 E15

The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Venture, 21 and others in “Unfinished Business”

VDr. Venture

Let's see the half-mil.

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This relic belonged to my father's father. It has been passed down to the first-born male in my family's line.

VDr. Venture

[removing the cover to reveal, in a mylar sheath, a Marvel comic book] What? It's a comic. A comic that has a price on it for ten cents.

221

A comic? That is Marvel #1!

VDr. Venture

Look, I wasn't born yesterday. There's no way that something featuring Ka-Zar the Great, and twelve pages of jungle adventure is worth half a million bucks.

221

That's in almost dead mint condition! That is CGC rated at 9.6! It's like a miracle!

VDr. Venture

Okay, why don't you go sell your magic beans to another superscientist with an illegal cloning facility. I'm done with this crap.

221

Hold on to this, look it up on the Internet. You will see what I tell you is completely true. And take this. [A small cooler]

VDr. Venture

What's this—the world's most valuable cooler?

221

It's cloning material. It's 24's finger. It still has the Blackbeard's diamond treasure ring I got him. You can keep that too, I guess. It's worth two low, low payments of $29.95.

VDr. Venture

[seeing Hank entering] Alright, get out of here. I don't want to tell my kids about this crap.

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[passing Hank]] Sorry about the bad news, Highlander. Looks like you'll never see the Quickening.

Huh?

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