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The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

Henchman 21; and The Monarch in “Unfinished Business”

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If I had a lady like your wife, I'd be with her right now and I'd be brushing her hair and then we'd explore our feelings.

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If you had a lady like my wife, you would be in an alternate future where dogs talk and birds have human pets.

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