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S1 E15

The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

The Great White Oracle, Giant Boy Detective and others in “Unfinished Business”

GWThe Great White Oracle

Giant Boy Detective, show me this mighty warrior you speak of!

GBGiant Boy Detective

Okay, but don't be judgmental. You have to keep an open mind!

GWThe Great White Oracle

I always do!

GBGiant Boy Detective

You're kidding, right?

GWThe Great White Oracle

You're the one whose always judgmental.

GBGiant Boy Detective

A-Are you insane?! You're always, like, "Hey fella, you might wanna roll up the windows in this neighborhood!"

GWThe Great White Oracle

Am I doing it now?

GBGiant Boy Detective

Well, no but...

GWThe Great White Oracle

Then show me the friggin' warrior already! (Giant Boy Detective reveals Dean) What, behind the little kid?

GBGiant Boy Detective

See, you always do this!

GWThe Great White Oracle

What? I'm not being judgmental, I'm making a judgment. There's a huge difference.

GLGiant Lab Rat

Oh, this is just stupid! You bother the Great White Oracle for this?! That shivering child? Clearly he's incompetent and I bet he's a sissy!

GWThe Great White Oracle

Yeah, or a crybaby. (taunting) Is this true? Is baby gonna cry? Like a witlle baby cwy, huh?

(fighting back tears) I am not a crybaby!

GBGiant Boy Detective

Eh, don't kid yourself there. You're bit of a pussy. No offense.

I can do this! I am the chosen one! I have the Ring of Power! (Ring falls off his finger onto the floor)

GBGiant Boy Detective

The princess is completely screwed...

There's a princess?

GWThe Great White Oracle

Oh, sure! And she is a looker!

GLGiant Lab Rat

Oh, please! She dresses like a whore!

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