Giant Boy Detective, show me this mighty warrior you speak of!
Okay, but don't be judgmental. You have to keep an open mind!
I always do!
You're kidding, right?
You're the one whose always judgmental.
A-Are you insane?! You're always, like, "Hey fella, you might wanna roll up the windows in this neighborhood!"
Am I doing it now?
Well, no but...
Then show me the friggin' warrior already! (Giant Boy Detective reveals Dean) What, behind the little kid?
See, you always do this!
What? I'm not being judgmental, I'm making a judgment. There's a huge difference.
Oh, this is just stupid! You bother the Great White Oracle for this?! That shivering child? Clearly he's incompetent and I bet he's a sissy!
Yeah, or a crybaby. (taunting) Is this true? Is baby gonna cry? Like a witlle baby cwy, huh?
(fighting back tears) I am not a crybaby!
Eh, don't kid yourself there. You're bit of a pussy. No offense.
I can do this! I am the chosen one! I have the Ring of Power! (Ring falls off his finger onto the floor)
The princess is completely screwed...
There's a princess?
Oh, sure! And she is a looker!
Oh, please! She dresses like a whore!
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