I have been attempting to stave off this awkward, yet necessary conversation.
Please. Dad.
This is my duty!
[Triana giggles]
What is funny about my duty? You know I take my duty quite seriously.
You said... [laughs] Never mind.
I share your nervousness, but there are certain facts that a father must impart to his daughter on occasions such as this- Oh yes, 'doody', clever.
Daaad.
Hear me out! [clears throat] When young women reach estrus, the, uhh, lignum, ummm, craves theeee stamen-like skills of the yonie. This is quite natural.
Dad. Come on. I'm doing you a favor.
Yes, yes, Mr. Venture has been kind enough to give me some leeway with the rent if I get the boys, as he says, 'out of his hair' for the evening. But as you know, tonight I teach conjuring at the new school.
It's not a problem. Kim and I could use a free dinner.
It's just that boys at their age have unchecked desires coursing, nay raging as a tempest would! Through their tingling nethers!
Come on, Dad. I'm going on a date with... the Venture brothers.
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