(sigh) When do we get to do somethin'?
Stakeouts are 80% of the job, boyo. (Brock touches his fake moustache) Don't pull at that! A convincing cover is the other 20%.
(sigh) So. No women, no children —
No women, no children. Them's rules. Separates us from the baddies.
But what if she's an enemy agent?
Uh-uh.
An assassin?
No.
A double-agent assassin who just killed the President.
No sir. Non-lethal takedown only. President's not the president anyway, you know that.
Oh. Hey, how about, you know, uh... a lady Dracula?
You mean, le vampyr? Nosferatu?
Guess.
Undead. Not technically a woman in that regard, so you got no beef there. Also, fictitious. (Brock lifts a baguette to his mouth) Do not eat that, it's C4!
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