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S1 E15

The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

#21, #24 and others in “Unfinished Business”

2#21

Gentlemen, choose your weapons.

2#24

Is this them?

2#21

Are these they?

2#24

Who talks like that?

MThe Monarch

Out of the way! I'm the leader here, I'll distribute the... wha. (uneasy pause) Are these they?

[The Arsenal turns out to be simply a crude collection of fan memorabilia]

2#21

(proudly) Yeah, and you have to admit, it is a pretty formidable collection.

MThe Monarch

You fucking idiot! What the hell are we supposed to do with this crap? Make them laugh so hard they blow malt liquor out of their noses?

VDr. Venture

No, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room in butterfly costumes.

MThe Monarch

Oh, ha ha ha. Nice onesie, dick. Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopie?

2#24

Whoa!! Snap! No he didn't!

VDr. Venture

This is a speed-suit, mister, not a onesie!

MThe Monarch

Fine. Maybe they’ll think you’re a three-year old with progeria and take pity on us!

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