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The Vampire Diaries · Season 1, Episode 15

Stefan and Damon in “Unfinished Business”

Stefan

So let me get this straight. I helped you steal this car, I found out I was a vampire who killed his own father, and yet I don't litter?

Damon

You're a man of principle, Stefan, who had his memories erased by a 2,000-year-old witch.

Stefan

Yeah, well I bet that 2,000-year-old witch probably drives a little faster than you.

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