Damon, help me celebrate my 17th high school graduation. Hey! You remember my friend Lexi, of course.
Lexi back from the dead. Goodie.
What's up, buzz kill?
Stefan, you just gonna sit there and let her enact her ghostly revenge?
You reap what you sow, buddy.
Let's be very clear. Whatever time I have left here I sure as hell don't plan on wasting on you. Got me?
Yeah. Got you. So if you and Ric and little Gilbert are all flesh-like and real-seeming, that means something went horribly wrong when Bonnie tried to put the veil up, and here you two are having "Dance Party USA".
You're right. How selfish of me to be indulging in these precious moments with my formerly dead best friend. I should be sacrificing my own happiness for the good of others, right? I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Are you drunk?
I don't know, mom, am I?
[Lexi laughs]
Well I guess that's one way to celebrate our supernatural apocalypse. Now care to hazard any guesses in what the hell went wrong?
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