Damon and Elena in “Unfinished Business”

Damon

You are under age.

Elena

You are over age, and honestly, it's kinda creepy.

Damon

Oh, come on. What bad-ass senior is complete without a prom date that's slightly too old for high school?

Elena

Please don't refer to yourself as my date.

Damon

Oh, I'm sorry. Your boyfriend. Something I said?

Elena

I'm not doing this.

Damon

You're not gonna deny that I'm your boyfriend now, are you?

Elena

What are you doing? Trying to stir some feelings in me? Ironic, since you, my sire, are the one who had me turn them off.

Damon

Yeah, well, hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.

Elena

You're nothing to me, Damon.

Damon

Really? Then why tell me you're in love with me? Why tell me it's the most real thing you've ever felt in your life?

Elena

I told you I loved you because I was sired to you, and now that I'm not, I know that none of it was real, but if you still think that it was, I mean, maybe you're the one who needs help with your emotions, not me.