“I say we go to Pearl's and bust...” – Damon, The Vampire Diaries ... TV Quotes Database

I say we go to Pearl's and bust down the door and annihilate the idiot that attacked us last night.

And then what? We turn to the rest of the house of vampires and say, 'Oops, sorry.'?

I can't believe you made a deal with her!

It was more like a helpful exchange of information. It's not like I had a choice. She's... scary. Besides, she's gonna help me get Katherine back.

Of course she is. Damon gets what he wants, as usual, no matter who he hurts in the process.

Well, you don't have to be snarky about it.

I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky.

Ah... How long are you going to blame me for turning your birth mother in to a vampire?

I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.

Ouch.

This isn't being very productive. We're gonna figure out a way to deal with Pearl and the vampires, yeah?

I'm sorry. He just makes me so cranky.

I know...he makes everybody cranky.

So... What are we gonna do?

Damon and I are gonna handle everything. I promise.

Well...what about me? I can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's exactly what you're gonna do because that's what's gonna keep you safe.

Which means nothing if you're not safe too.

What do you mean? I'm perfectly safe. I have Damon, the self-serving psychopath on my side.

That's comforting.

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