KC quotes from The Tribe

KC

[talking to Alice about the explosion in Tai-San’s lab] You’ve got it wrong! I’m innocent! I always get blamed for everything!

KC

[to Andy and Tally] And just remember this one simple rule. My scam, my takings!!

KC

Listen, I’ve been thinking.

Dal

That’s something new!

Tai-San

Those will need sorting. [she leaves]

KC

Who does she think she is?

Jack

She’s been like that all day. Someone ought to tell her that slavery has been ABOLISHED!

Bray

[making a toast] To the end of our nightmares and the beginning of a new future. May the banquet last forever!

Cheers!

And to quality and caring for each other.

KC

Hey! Can we have some fun as well?

[laughter]

Okay, okay. To quality, caring for each other AND fun.

Cheers!

Tai-San

And I drink to inner peace and my new bodyguard.

Cheers!

Jack

And to computer buffs ruling the world!

[laughter]

Dal

Together with their handymen!

Ryan

To families. Our Mall Rat family!

Yeah!

Patsy

And here’s to little guys being taken as much notice as big guys.

Trudy

Sorry, what did you say?

[laughter]

Bray

I’ve got one more thing though. To peace and Mall Rats. Mall Rats!

Mall Rats! Cheers!

KC

It’s a camera!

Lex

Yeah, and if you try to take my picture I’ll break it over your head!

KC

A little cuddle with Alice isn’t worth power ever after?

Lex

Yeah. But, if I live!

KC

Fishing!

Lex

Not bad. Got any bait?

KC

What?

Lex

You need bait if you’re gonna catch fish.

KC

Oh, right. Where do I get that?

Lex

You dig it up, doofus. Worms and grubs and stuff.

KC

Right. Worms.

Lex

Look. You get some worms and I’ll come with you. Show you how it’s done.

KC

You will? Wicked, man. [starts to leave]

Lex

Hey, KC.

KC

Yeah?

Lex

No going out on your own.

KC

But, how am I supposed to ..?

Lex

That’s your problem.

Trudy

We have achieved great things today Guardian.

We have indeed Supreme Mother, we have indeed.

KC

Supreme Mother?

Jack

More like Supreme Fruitcake.

KC

Where did you guys learn all this stuff?

School.

Tally

It’s not too bad. But how about we add this? Hail Tai-San, true Supreme Mother!

KC

Yeah, now that’ll sell.

KC

[At the ceremony for the new Supreme Mother] T-shirts going fast! Hail Tai-San! True Supreme … [He sees Lex] … mother.

Lex

What did you say?

May

But you know Lex. All talk and no action.

KC

No. This time he meant it.

Tai-San

[playing their roles as the Chosen watch] Thank you, Great Oracle of Zoot for honouring me of your visit.

KC

The honour is mine, Supreme Mother.

Tally

Most of this is junk.

KC

Wrong!! The first rule of business is there's a buyer out there for everything. Never forget that.