Capt. Liberty, Randolph [pet store clerk] and others in “Couples”

Capt. Liberty

How much?

Well, I suggest you spend some time with Lilith in the back, make sure you like her personality, and then we can talk price.

Capt. Liberty

Personality? He's a dog. He sits, he rolls over, he plays dead. How much?

I don't think I'm gonna be able to help you, ma'am. Why don't you go rent a videotape or something, instead of ruining some poor puppy's life with your single-woman hormone clock-is-ticking impulse-buying nonsense?

Capt. Liberty

Just sell me the damn dog.

She's not for sale — not to you. What you need is a singles chat-room, ma'am, not some living creature. Good day.