The local amateur drama society's annual pantomime is approaching again and Fowler is putting up a poster
Grimm
"Gasforth Amateur Drama Society"? What's all that, then? Fannying about in tights?
Fowler
No, Derek. We only "fanny about in tights" when we do Shakespeare. This concerns the annual pantomime. "Robust singers required for the chorus". Interested?
Grimm
It sounds boring to me. I'd rather have a cup of tea in front of the telly.
Fowler
Of course you would, Derek. That is because you have the soul of an amoeba and the imagination of a Pot Noodle.
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