(And now, Fergus and Adam are celebrating what seems to be a triumphant victory.)
(happily) Mannion goes Mel Gibson.
(chuckling) Spot it.
(Fergus and Adam celebrate with a fist bump.)
You know, you know what you've done?
Yeah?
You, you, you have bought a fan, you plugged it in, you turned it on, you turned the dial up to maximum.
It wasn't a weak fan, it wasn't one of those office fans. It was a Dyson. And I stood the other side of it.
Did a liquid shit on it.
Trousers down.
And where did the shit go?
(Adam imitates an explosion.)
All over Mannion.
(But then, Fergus's cell phone chimes...)
That's just priceless.
Fuck, hang on...
What?
Um, check the fucking emails.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck did you give to Glenn?
(checking the computer) Well, it was just the email, just the...
Yeah, but it's the whole -- We're on the email.
Oh, fucking hell...
(Fergus and Adam are now starting to panic.)
Why did you, why did you leave us on the-on the dongle?
Because he's only supposed to send the fucking top part of it.
Why did you give him the choice?
Because an email has a chain, Fergus, it has a fucking chain that goes all the way down!
Adam, there is now shit all over me! How come there is shit on me? Thanks, Adam!
Look, it's not my fucking fault! He's supposed to redact it!
I just wanted one solid shit to go in one direction! Not Madras fucking everywhere!
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