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Peter, Phil and others in “Series 4, Episode 1”

Well at least I got 'I Call App Britain' right.

Thankfully with only a modicum of the contempt you used just now.

'Hooray, you got the title right! Let's get the driver to do some victory doughnuts.' You're gonna have to issue an apology, you know.

I'm not going back there and saying, 'Oh, that moment when I mistook an abbreviation of your name for your surname: sorry.' I'll look completely mental.

You can't apologise for a fart you did a day ago.

No, you're gonna have to apologise for the follow-up as well. 'Charlotte, that's an easier name.'

But it is! That's a fact, not a judgement!

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