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Malcolm in “Series 3, Episode 8”

(Malcolm is watching the nightly TV news at home when, all of a sudden, his cell phone rings...)

Hello, Phillip Schofield, I fuck lobsters for money.

(Somebody is telling Malcolm something important.)

Oh?

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