(Throughout his show, Richard reads out listeners' texts about piercings.)
'Dear Richard, I don't see the point of piercings. If you were a robot, you wouldn't stick bits of dangling flesh all over yourself, would you?'
'Dear Richard, my friend's daughter got piercings all round her mouth. She looks like she works in a ball bearings factory, and there was an explosion and all the shrapnel got embedded in her face. I don't like it.'
'Dear Richard, I love piercings. They are part of who I am, literally. Tina in Weymouth.'
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