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Nicola and Malcolm in “Series 3, Episode 2”

(Malcolm and Nicola are talking about a newspaper story calling for Nicola to be "sacked.")

You've seen the sack race thing, I suppose. Yeah, there it is.

(Malcolm, of course, thinks the story is funny.)

It's not funny! It's not even accurate, because technically I was fourth. So, really, they should have said, "Fourth in the Sack race." I think we should complain to the PCC.

Look, stop worrying: the PM is not going to sack you after a week. Sacked after twelve months, looks like you've fucked up; sacked after a week, looks like he's fucked up.

I'm not doing terribly, am I?

(beat)

(looking out of the car window) I love the way that they've sandblasted everything around here. It's so clean!

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