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Malcolm and Doug Hayes in “Series 3, Episode 1”

Malcolm

(calling out to Doug Hayes) Doug! Doug! Dougie! Look at you, cock like the Pink Panther's tail. Come have a Kit Kat.

DHDoug Hayes

I'm afraid I turned it down, Malcolm.

Malcolm

Do you know ninety percent of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are. To me.

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