[After Spider-Man unmasks the Green Goblin, revealing him to be Norman Osborn, despite him apparently being in the helicopter with Harry]
Dad?
Son, he's obviously an imposter.
Right, right... except... [remembers, frowning] I heard you apologize to Spider-Man last night. Norman Osborn never apologizes!
[He rips the mask off "Norman", revealing the Chameleon]
I did not sign on for this. [leaps out and parachutes away]
[noticing] Chameleon... [to the real Norman] Then you - you were the Goblin all along!
I told you I invented the Green. Of course, I wasn't fool enough to drink it. Small doses in gaseous form increase my strength, agility, intelligence, with no blackouts, no loss of control.
And you've been working with Chameleon the whole time?
Not at first. As Goblin, I appeared at Oscorp to steal my gobweb inhibitor. Imagine my pleasure at finding Norman Osborn a witness to my crime. It was Chameleon, of course, stealing Oscorp's secrets for a competitor. So this week, I hired him to keep you guessing and set you up for a fall!
But last Halloween, you crashed - the Goblin crashed!
And you saw me limp away. Do you know how easy it is to fake a limp?
But Harry wasn't faking! When I found him that night, he was wearing Goblin's costume, and his leg was really hurt!
More serendipity. You had guessed my identity. I knew I had to redirect your suspicion, and when I returned home, I found Harry passed out from an overdose of Green. It didn't take long to deduce the cause of Harry's sudden success at football and in school! It took only slightly longer to dress him as the Goblin. The limp completed the illusion.
[enraged] YOU FRAMED YOUR OWN SON?!
I protected Harry! If I'd been sent to prison, who'd have made a man out of him? Just look at what he's done today! I've never been prouder of the boy!
Oh, who are you kidding?! You were saving your own sorry butt, not Harry's!
Potato, potahto. Once you're out of the picture, I'll make everything right!
You wouldn't know "right" if it blew up your glider!
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