Another perfect checkup, Lisa. Next.
Hang tight, Dr K. I just got to freshen up. [he goes to the bathroom, puts his bag on the sink, opens his bag and grabs his packet of triple cookies, swallows an entire box of triple cookies]
All right. Let's see what we're working with here... [screaming]
[at home, Homer reads off details of the statement while he's pacing]
Four-hour teeth cleaning... [Bart cackles] Emergency whitening. Oreo exposure therapy for the hygienist. [stops pacing, then angrily yells at Bart] Do you have any idea how much your stunt cost?
Can you really put a price on that kind of comedy?
What I can do is find a punishment that fits the crime. Now you have an appointment with Dr. Homer. [picks up a power drill]
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