[narrating] In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice. He said, "The laziest way to tell a story is through voice-over narration."
[A mistake is made when he is on about the eating habits of the golden goose] "He eats just like I do, without swallowing." [This should have said chewing instead of swallowing]
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