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The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 20

Camp Land-a-man instructor and Instructor in “The Way We Weren't”

CLCamp Land-a-man instructor

Excellent. Girls, see how Marge's legs are slanted? You make Jackie O look like a splay-legged milkhorse. Now stand and walk.

[girl Marge walks in an uncomfortable, "proper" manner]

IInstructor

Well done. I'd be proud if you grew up to be my husband's mistress.

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