[Lisa comes to school dressed as a goth.]
What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
It's called "Goth," eternally clueless one. My new name is "Raven Crow Neversmiles."
Cool. We could be Goth together. We'll got to the cemetery and summon the dark Lord by kissing and junk.
Okay... but first you must apprentice, by kissing the Goddess Ironica. Who lives in this rock. Do it for an hour, hour and a half. [Lisa hands Milhouse a rock and leaves]
Yes, my mistress. [Milhouse kisses the rock]
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