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The Simpsons · Season 14

Homer and Tony Hawk in “Barting Over”

Psst! Mr Hawk! May I have a word with you?

THTony Hawk

An extreme word?

Sure. [loudly] MY SON IS BART SIMPSON, AND--

THTony Hawk

I didn't say extreme to the max!

Sorry. I just wanna win my son back so badly.

THTony Hawk

I can relate. I'm a father myself. [sighs] One day they're little shredders, and the next day they're grinding and gnashing their way to college.

Yeah, I make up words too. Anyway, I was wondering if you could pretend to lose to me in a skateboarding contest, so I can be a hero to my boy again.

THTony Hawk

I'll lose millions in endorsements... but okay.

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