Psst! Mr Hawk! May I have a word with you?
THTony Hawk
An extreme word?
Sure. [loudly] MY SON IS BART SIMPSON, AND--
THTony Hawk
I didn't say extreme to the max!
Sorry. I just wanna win my son back so badly.
THTony Hawk
I can relate. I'm a father myself. [sighs] One day they're little shredders, and the next day they're grinding and gnashing their way to college.
Yeah, I make up words too. Anyway, I was wondering if you could pretend to lose to me in a skateboarding contest, so I can be a hero to my boy again.
THTony Hawk
I'll lose millions in endorsements... but okay.
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