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The Simpsons · Season 11

Homer, Ski Instructor and others in “Little Big Mom”

Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said.

SISki Instructor

[In Homer's thoughts] If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is--

[Cutting in] Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!

["Nothin' at all!" echoes several times.]

Aah! Stupid sexy Flanders..! [his leg bone cracks] Ow, my leg! This is the worst pain ever! [gets repeatedly hit in the crotch by snow mounds]

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