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The Simpsons · Season 10

Comic Book Guy and Female Comic Book Fan in “Mayored to the Mob”

Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?

FCFemale Comic Book Fan

Comb the SweetTarts out of your beard, and you're on.

Don't try to change me, baby.

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