[The episode begins with the Fox Censor looking through the episode script 5F02 and redacting parts with his pen]
No. No. No. [pauses, then laughs] No. [turns page] Hmm, I think we can do without the crack pipe... [notices viewer] Oh, hi! As the Fox censor, it's my job to protect you from reality. And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight's special Halloween show has been rated TV-G! [points to a TV-G ratings bug] This means there will be no raunchy NBC-style sex or senseless CBS-style violence. So sit back and enjoy a night of worry-free-
[as he speaks, the ratings bug stabs the censor in the back with a cutlass twice, bringing the rating up to TV-PG and then TV-14]
AGH! What the fudge?!
[another stab, rating is now TV-MA]
Oh, for Pete's sake!
[Another stab, rating is now TV-21]
Jiminy Christmas!
[One last stab, rating is now TV-666]
AAAAAHHHH! [falls over, dying] Darn it...
[The FOX censor's blood spills over the desk, spelling out the words: The Simpsons Halloween Special VIII]
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